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Honeymoon: Mendocino, CA – Little River Inn

31 Jul

A few weeks before leaving for the honeymoon, we made a last minute change and trimmed the first day from our wine country hotel stay to spend a night between Eureka and Sonoma in Mendocino, CA.  We heard it was a beautiful town and worth a stop.  It was also a bit of an intermediary on the drive from Eureka, so we decided to check it out. Turns out, Mendocino is beautiful. It’s a artsy, hippie town built into the side of the ocean.  We were in town after most of the shops closed, but we could easily see the charm.  We checked out a few restaurants in town, but nothing tickled our fancy, so we went back to our inn and decided to try the restaurant there.

The Little River Inn as a place to stay was quite lovely.  Our room had a great view of the ocean and we enjoyed our adirondack chairs with a bottle of wine later that night.

The restaurant itself was listed as having an ocean view (on a 3rd party website, so not the inn’s fault)… but it didn’t. It looked onto a very nice garden, however.

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They pride themselves on being a family run inn and restaurant, with one of the owners cooking in the kitchen.

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As soon as we sat down and perused the menu, I informed our waitress that I had an allergy to peppers and was interested in a fish/sea food dish (since we were right on the water). She went to the kitchen and came back to inform me that there were really only 2 fish dishes that I could have: the fish and chips and the pine nut crusted salmon. While not a huge fan of salmon, I had been liking the Pacific Northwest salmons and I LOVE pine nuts, so I opted for that. It also came with spinach puree, parmesan polenta and basil coulis which all sounded great.

A few minutes later, the waitress came out to inform me that the spinach puree actually had some peppers in it, so I changed that to broccolini instead.  She offered “plain?”  And I responded that was fine (but finding it peculiar that she didn’t offer any other way other than “plain.”)

Out came some parker house rolls, which were decent but needed some salt.

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Mike and I split the wedge salad, which the restaurant kindly split for us (always tough to cut a wedge at the table to split).  The bacon on this was fantastic and a really nice blue cheese dressing.

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Mike got the flat iron steak with green peppercorn Diane sauce, crispy red onions,smashed red potatoes and green beans almondine.  It smelled great and tasted great.  Nice char and the sauce was really good.

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But then mine came out…

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My pine nut crusted salmon with polenta, spinach puree and basil coulis. Um…

As soon as I looked at it, I asked the waitress what happened. She informed me that there were peppers and paprika in “everything.” I asked her why she didn’t inform me of that before serving it (like she did the spinach) and why she told me at the beginning that this was a safe dish.

Her response: “Well the kitchen didn’t tell me until now.”

So I tried to smile and began to dig in. It was plain (very plain) salmon with plain (very plain) polenta and plain (very plain) broccolini. At least the last one was expected.

I got really angry at this moment. I mean COME ON… a little white wine? A little lemon? Maybe a little SALT? SOMETHING?!?!

Nothing.

And no warning.

This was not okay.

So I called over the waitress and she once again tried to defend herself (and only herself) that she wasn’t told until the end. So I nicely informed her that this dish was listed as a $29 dish, but since I didn’t receive most of the items on the menu, I didn’t expect to pay the full price.  She immediately said she would get a manager.

And then I got red. (Really red… Mike says).

I was mad.

Mistakes happen.

ALL. THE. TIME.

I’d rather they serve me plain things than things with peppers all over them, just as a safety, but this was still completely inappropriate service. If they informed me this is how it would have been served, I would have gotten something else. Anything else.

But then the manager came over and immediately apologized, said there were no excuses at all, and mentioned that when he saw it come out he thought it looked pretty bad as well.  He said he was going to comp the dish entirely and would like to offer us a dessert on the house in the hope that we would try them again.

And you know what… I would.

I was so mad at first but he immediately said all the right things. Mistakes happen, but it’s about how you react to it. And this was the right reaction (if not above and beyond).  I always feel bad when comps happen at restaurants (I know it costs the owners money), but in the end, if mistakes happen, reactions matter.  They matter more than the mistakes. And this mistake was entirely avoidable had someone just informed me ahead of time and given me an option.

As for the dessert, we decided to take it back to our room, which I’m sure led the restaurant to scramble to figure out a way to package their warm Olallieberry Cobbler with ice cream “to go.” But they did so and this was absolutely awesome.  It reminded me of a pop tart but with fresh, rich, layered flavors.

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It’s a bit hard to give Little River Inn a fair review, but if I take out the salmon dish all together, everything else was great.  So based on that, and on the fact that the manager went above and beyond when such an egregious mistake was made in the kitchen, I can recommend this restaurant in Mendocino quite highly.

Total Nom Points: 6.5 out of 10

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Mermaid Inn

20 Mar

I absolutely love oysters.  In fact, one of my favorite things even as a little kid were those cans of smoked oysters. (Yes… I have been a foodie practically since birth… and also a very, very strange child).  I had been hearing great things about the Mermaid Restaurants and their oysters. Not only were they rumored to be very tasty, but they have a “Happy Hour and a Half” every day from 5:30pm – 7pm with east coast oysters for $1 and west coast for $1.75.  Awesome deal.

As if that wasn’t enough to sway me, Blackboard Eats put out a special that took 30% off the bill. It didn’t include the Happy Hour, but hell… 30% off is pretty damn great. And finally it motivated me, with a deadline, to try it out.

There are three locations: The Mermaid Inn on the Upper West Side (Amsterdam between 87th and 88th), The Mermaid Inn in the East Village (2nd Ave between 5th and 6th), and The Mermaid Oyster Bar in Greenwich Village (Macdougal between West Houston and Bleecker).

We stopped into the one on the Upper West Side and were immediately warmly greeted and shown to our seat.  With 30% off, we decided to go whole hog… err… fish… and try out a number of yummy looking items.  I gave my usual peppers allergy warning (“I am allergic to peppers. The vegetable.  Black pepper is fine but anything made from the vegetable is a problem: Red, green, yellow, chili, jalapeño, red pepper flakes, paprika… old bay.”  I am so sick of saying this… but… c’est la vie).  He wrote it down and very diligently confirmed what I could and couldn’t have.

First, we started with the Grand Platter: 12 oysters, 6 clams, crudo, shrimp cocktail, and 1/2 chilled lobster.

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All the oysters were fantastic, but I decidedly have a preference for West Coast oysters.  Shhhh… don’t tell.

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The lobster was pretty good, but I am a total lobster snob after spending so much time in Maine. It’s just NEVER as good.  Do lobsters lose something the moment they cross the bridge out of Maine? It’s a phenomena I cannot explain.

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The crudo was a delicious tuna with avocado… oh… and PEPPERS.  I took a bite and my mouth felt itchy… then a second later Mike pushed a jalapeño across his plate and told me to stop eating immediately.

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The wait staff was INCREDIBLY apologetic and immediately brought me out a FULL SIZE portion without peppers. And it was SOOOOOO delicious.

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We followed up our tower with lobster mac and cheese. This was perfectly cheesy (without being soupy) with great crunch on top and big full chunks of lobster meat cooked in.  The lobster in here was actually even more flavorful than the chilled lobster.  This was DELICIOUS.

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And then we had to try the lobster roll. The fries were perfectly average but the lobster roll was pure heaven… until… my mouth went on fire… and then the fire spread.

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Old Bay was lurking in every crevice of that sandwich… and was now burning every crevice of my mouth.  This was actually one of the worst burns I have ever experienced.  Because Old Bay is a powder, rather than burning a single spot like a normal altercation with a pepper might do, this spread across every part of my mouth and lips and hit hard.  I went immediately to the back and asked for a glass of milk (it is the only thing I have found that stops the reaction from spreading).  My waiter looked at me as if I had just told him that his puppy had died.  He sprinted into action, toppled over everyone in the kitchen, and ran back with a full jug of milk and a glass.  I went back to the table and a fresh lobster roll (sans old bay) was brought out.  And it was insanely good.  Perfectly buttered and crisped roll with perfect lobster meat.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t doing too well, so I asked for a glass of ice, which I proceeded to hold, embarrassingly, over my quickly inflating and blistering lip. At this point the manager came out and was beyond apologetic… mentioning that she was shocked to hear that the kitchen messed up not once, but twice, and that they had it backwards thinking my allergy was to black pepper, not the vegetable.  She immediately said they would be comping… the ENTIRE MEAL.  In my experience, it is really fascinating to see the difference in reactions I get from restaurants when peppers wind up in my food.  Many (too many) are totally indifferent or deny the hell out of it (“Oh it’s a jalapeño, not a pepper!“)  Some places comp the dish that was in error, or throw in a free glass of wine.  Frankly, I don’t expect anything. I would prefer the pepper wasn’t there in the first place, but accidents happen (it scares me to think what would happen if I WAS anaphylactic though).  I was SHOCKED when she said she was taking care of the entire bill.  And I felt awful. It wasn’t the waiter’s fault, and their care and attention was above and beyond.

It made what could have been an “I will never come back here!” boondoggle into an experience that will make me very loyal to this restaurant.  I can’t help but respect a place that takes ownership of its mistakes and goes above and beyond to compensate.

And just as I thought this restaurant had done enough to impress me, out came Fortune Teller Fish. Does anyone remember these from childhood? You put them in your hand and it tells your fortune depending on how it moves.  What a novel bit of nostalgia!

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And then… there came the chocolate mousse. Heaven.

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Beyond the above and beyond care for my allergy and comping the meal, the food here was sensational.  I was incredibly impressed and kind of wish I lived closer so I could be a regular at a place like this. Especially for those oysters!

Highly recommended.

Total Nom Points: 8 out of 10